The latest one was when I was trying to tidy up my work space and someone left a return tote in the middle of my returns area & I completely tripped & faceplanted over it. Yeah, I'm blaming that one on my brother, because he came to visit me and I was talking to him & got distracted.
Then a few months back in a span of probably a month and a half the three following things happened,
-I almost knocked myself out with the bagging carousel, because I was bending down to scan something on the bottom of the cart.
-Punched myself in the face when trying to close my locker.
-Poked myself in the eye under my glasses with my nametag.
& I wonder why my boss threatens to bubblewrap me ;)